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Moustache Man and I have been searching aimlessly for apartments. It’s quite hard when you find the perfect place (loft!) and it ends up being in the wrong neighborhood. I tend to favor the craigslist postings with the best pictures. Moustache Man says he needs to teach me how a map works one of these days.

I’m nervous about being homeless in a month. But I need to think positive. So I shall remember that delicious sandwich place we discovered yesterday, The Steak Depot. Yum!

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I look quite happy here. Moustache Man has captured a moment of hard earned peace. There was a battle between my ribcage and fat belly button. My ribcage was keen on showing some skin, while my fat bb was worried about exposing itself. So, I came up with the perfect solution. A crop top! It’s quite extraordinary how easily good ideas flow through when it involves new purchases. Now, we’re all a big happy family.

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This is my butt. This is my butt in leathah. I’ve always wanted to say that.

I survived the firing squad. And thank God, my vintage sunnies are intact. I had escaped to Fort Lauderdale, only to find out that I made the final cut. So I back tracked and am glad to be home. Glad to be in the final six and not ashamed of my huge happy jump. Because, it really doesn’t matter when you can cover it up with a cool, sultry faced pose.

Thanks for all the support! Your comments and messages really motivated Moustache Man and me to venture outside and conquer our agoraphobia. And I can’t quite say what an honour it is to be a May style icon.

“Any final requests?”
“Only one,” I said, “Don’t aim for my face, they’re vintage.”

I am uploading this remotely from the moon.

I made this skirt. It’s soft leather with contrasting ribbed panels down the sides. It has a curved front seam to expose a peek of the silk lining.

Do you like this skirt? Would you pay one hundred million thousand dollars for it? If you answered yes to both of these questions, please message me.

This is the second piece of clothing I’ve created. I look forward to improving my skills. I also look forward to eating lunch. I can hardly write this shit with the hunger gnawing at my tummy!

Have you ever been so hungry that you consider busting out the triscuits and a stick of butter? I’ve gone far past consideration my friends. I feel ashamed. How do you make the ashamed smiley face?

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So some people asked me how long my legs were, and asked me to measure them. Haha, kinda sad.
But, anyway, I did! I measured the inside of my leg (that is, from the groin down to the floor).

And the answer to your question is: 5 feet. (My length is 10 feet.) I don’t know if it’s more or less than the average?

How long are your legs (+ your length)? Are you also 10 feet tall?

/ xs

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