This is Janet: a tiny, geeky 22-year-old working woman who gets to not use her B.A. in Classics at her job. She prefers swimming in a sea of subdued, monochromatic basics. And she studiously avoids anything of a floral, flouncy, or overly-feminine nature. She has an established coffee + classic literature addiction and has a probably-unhealthy thing for “CSI: Las Vegas.” She appreciates cold logic, which is probably why she’s the least romantic person you’ll ever meet (depending on your definition of “romantic,” of course).