Instead of my regular post I'm writing a cry for help today. I'm serious. I'm being held hostage. She's short, and blond, and has a bit of a lisp. She also sucks her thumb and can currently be found wearing a bright blue and pink fairy costume. Call for help.
She makes me build blocks endlessly, and dance and twirl until I can't take it anymore. I think she might be a little sadistic too since she smiles and giggles as I twirl or build again despite my momentary resistance.
And that's another matter. I have no resistance. I build and twirl and dance on command as she laughs. Laughs I tell you.
Call Child Protective Services please. I'm desperate. They protect you from children right??