Andrew made a mess of the counter and walked away. I walked up to said counter, looked at it, and turned to him, “Really? Is this how we roll in this house?” From the peanut gallery on the couch came a little girl voice, “No Mama! I show ya.”
She got on the floor on her back and proceeded to barrel roll down the length of the kitchen saying, “Look! This is how you roll Mama. See?”
I looked at Andrew and said, “You realize she just saved your butt, right?”
Side note: these palazzo pants are so amazing. I think other than pleather pants, palazzo pants are my other love.