Sweet dreams are made of...porn

Had to photoshop a huge dick from the wall. What is this fascination with drawing dicks, I ask you? Draw some boobs, or nice pink vaginas, otherwise people might assume you’re compensating for something.
Seriously, explain it to me, because I don’t get it. Just like I don’t get why men cut off their pant’s pockets from the inside. Is it to scratch their balls or masturbate in public? Yeah, I still don’t know why…