Bang! Whoosh! Fizz! Kapow! Under ordinary circumstances, making explosion noises at your scarf would be a good way to keep that seat on the bus next to you permanently empty. But when it’s a spectacular silk firework scarf from Winky Designs, suddenly it seems a whole lot more appropriate. In fact, the other passengers will all be sat there, looking at their regular, boring scarves, and wishing theirs was half as entertaining as yours. Too bad, guys. You lose.