My mermaid membership arrived in the mail this morning, officially certified from the magical kingdom of the Merpeople. So it’s indusputable now – I am a mermaid. See? My official-membership-necklace even says so.
Are you guys totally jealous? Yeah, I thought so.
I’ve heard that this shop called I Love Crafty is selling mermaid-membership necklaces too, although you won’t have official certification from the magical Merpeople Kingdom (because obviously you guys aren’t real mermaids like me). But I guess you could pretend you were a mermaid, if you had one of those necklaces, and were so inclined…