Well folks, it’s that time of the year again. That time where we get to laugh at people who think it’s cute to dress like a walking Valentine’s Day card. So as my favour to society, I would like to propose a little guide on how you can avoid looking tacky around the day:
1.) Stick to one colour. Please, stop wearing pink shirts with red cardigans and white pants.
2.) Add a little pop. Try colour in small doses…lipstick, a bag, etc. Be like the cherry-filled chocolate: it’s mainly another colour with just a gooey touch of red.
3.) Give the hearts a break. Similar to the colour policy, if you’re gonna wear hearts, keep it down to one heart accessory. Don’t be a Christmas tree of hearts.
4.) Go with a romantic theme. To avoid being blatantly Valentine’s-y, include romantic-style attire instead. Y’know, lace, neutrals, sheers, and such.
Alright love birds, I hope you get the the fashion picture, now go prance along in your cheer as I celebrate next Friday with discounted candies. Actually, that’ll probably make me prance along in cheerfulness too. Hourray for cheap sweets!