Drove to Calgary for the day in order to bid a friend goodbye for 4 months before he is initiated into real adulthood. What did I do there? Browse overpriced consumer goods, repeat jap chae over and over again, re-lived the good ol’ mall rat days with my go-to plaid shirt tied around my waist and eat lip-smacking Korean food until I inevitably ate myself into a food coma. And then came the two and a half hour drive back consisting of a hastily made CD on repeat and too much celebrity gossip to grasp. And what better to greet me back home but this men’s EA$Y t-shirt?