AQUABABE

This outfit is seapunk, I guess. It’s more sea-biker. Seapunk isn’t even punk, I don’t know, I’m an ocean biker. I’m King Triton, Leader of the Mer-biker Gang. Aquababe. The boots I’m wearing here are pretty much dead now, guys. I’ve talked about how they’re my favorite pair, how I’d take a bullet for them, I think I made some pseudo-erotic references to them, like, I really enjoy them. The zipper broke on one of them, the whole thing is coming unraveled, and I just have no idea how to mend something like that. Well, I mean, I know I can get them repaired. But that costs money.