Raise your pedicured paws in the air if you chuckled at our title. Anyone? Seriously, anyone? Okay, okay- let us offer a quick and dirty tutorial. Sweater girl describe a look from the 1940’s and 1950’s that drew attention to your lady lumps because of a cone bra and tight sweater. Of course, our version doesn’t put your goodies on full display like the original sweater girl look did, but we think our interpretation is just as provocative and fashion-forward. Why? Well, we’re giving you a chance to show off your stems with a pair of high-waisted, frayed, denim shorts. Plus, the wedge sneakers are completely on trend, as well as made to increase your height by a few inches. Oh, and did you notice all the skulls we made sure to include in this look? Not only does the delightfully girly ruffle tank include tiny skulls, but the necklace does as well. What we guess we’re trying to say is that this ensemble is pretty darn awesome.