How many black and white outfits in a row do you have to wear to before it’s annoying? Asking for a friend. No, seriously, I feel like I’m hoarding inspiration of the ‘stereotypical French fille’ variety and manifesting it in my ever-more-Parisian wardrobe. It’s funny because French people seriously don’t dress the way I imagine that they do. Really emphasizes how un-cosmopolitan I am deep down… my sister has traveled to Europe and insists that, though Parisians are thin and gorgeous and conscious of their appearances, they don’t wear black and white stripes quite as often as they wear Longchamp bags and flats. Boo. I want everyone to look like a page out of a coloring book. Except no colors, please. Can my monochromatic outfits emphasize that enough??