(Ignore my really awkward sitting.)
I am not, in fact, crazy enough to knit this, although I wish I could. No. This is actually a really, really, REALLY old sweater that I managed to find in my closet while I was home for the weekend, and I really liked the cut and the general construction of it and brought it home with this outfit in mind.
I just forgot that I’m not a model and therefore really, really stumpy.
Also, happy new year, everybody. :D