So I was walking out of Gap and I spotted THIS hat. So I walked right back in, and bought it. Yes, two Gap purchases in one day. I’m magic like that. I got if from the men’s section because it was so much nicer (better made, etc) than the one in the women’s section. Also, it keeps me from getting sunstroke, which I get, really easily, like at the drop of a hat. hahahahaha. I’m hilarious.
Moral of the story:
1. The men’s section is fair game.
2. Puns aren’t really funny.