Gauchos Got My Heart

I had the following conversation with my husband about these gauchos:

Me: (twirling) What do you think about these pants?

Him: (blank look) Pants?

Me: (high kick to the side to show off said pant-ness) Yeah, pants!

Him: Ummmmm. . .

Me: Awesome, right?

Him: I would call those “I dare you pants”.

Me: Huh?

Him: As in, “I dare you to be attracted to me in those pants”.

Me: (twirling a little dejectedly now) But I need something I can pair with a little sandal and a tank and just, you know, bum around in.

Him: (shaking head) Jeans? Capris? Shorts? ANYTHING else? Why would they ruin a perfectly good skirt like that?

Me: (sad face) Maybe they’ll go back. Right after I wear them awesomely and write about this in a post, where everyone will totally support their awesomeness. (flounces off)