My shirt and shoes are both velvet! And they’re both blue. Hence, the title of this post is not actually an homage to the 1986 movie, Blue Velvet (mostly because I’ve never seen it!), but really just an unimaginative physical description. I’ve heard repeatedly that this movie is rad though, so maybe I’ll watch it. Also I image.googled Blue Velvet and an image of an ear in some grass came up, so now I guess I have to watch it (??).