Not Washing My Hair

So, as you can probably see I have not been washing my hair much recently. Not like I’m making a statement about shampoo moguls and the environment (except for the fact that I totally am), but I HATE washing my hair and I’m anxious for it to stay presentable for longer than 2 days. I’m training it not to get greasy as soon is what I’m saying. Kim says I’m a weirdo for hating washing it but it’s so much WORK you know? Shampooing, rinsing, shampooing, rinsing, conditioning, rinsing, combing, waiting for it to dry, GOD just typing this shit makes me tired.

I have no idea why I’m making such a fuss about it either, it’s not like I’m that lazy in general! I just can’t be bothered with my hair, even though I want it to look epic at all times. Maybe I’m not being fair to my hair, asking it to do all the work while I’m too lazy to wash it from time to time. Sorry hair.

Last exam tomorrow, w00t! Wish me luck! DO IT

THE STYLING DUTCHMAN