How awesome is this shirt? I stare at it and think, “The lumberjacks went psychedelic.” They’ve soared to the heights of professional nirvana and have begun to ooze pearls of wisdom like, “Why bother with the usual black and red plaid when orange and turquoise can be so effectively mushed together?” It’s true. Who knew two potentially clashing colors could look so good together?
Also, I took a cue from double-deniming and decided to double-velvet. You must be thinking, “Of course you would double-velvet, Claudia.” I know, it was a real sacrifice. I had to dig deep, far, and wide in my wardrobe to come up with two velvet items. Then I really had to brace myself for this fabric faux-pas/overkill. Alas.