In the past, we at Everybody Is Ugly have told you what your underwear says about you and what your bra says about you, but today I wanted to tackle a less intimate accessory, the hat!
You can follow this guide to find a hat to match your personality, or perhaps if you’re already a hat lover, to learn more about yourself!
As seen at: Lanvin
You’re a little boho, and maybe a bit mysterious. The girl who wears a floppy hat has an effortless confidence that shows when she flawlessly navigates everyday life in a head adornment that could fall off with the slightest breeze or block everyone’s view at the movie theater. She is trendy, but the master of her own style.
As seen at: Marc Jacobs
The beret-wearer is elegant and classically fashionable. You’re wearing a style notoriously linked to French culture, so you better be! Art, food, literature, and travel may be some of your greatest passions. Your fictional style icons may include Blair Waldorf of “Gossip Girl” and Faye Dunaway in “Bonnie and Clyde.”
THE STIFF BRIM
As seen at: DKNY
Like the brim of your hat, your style is sharp and defined. You always look chic, and everyone knows it. You might be in a band, and you probably appreciate foreign films more that the next person. The stiff-brim is cultured, and we’re jealous.
As seen at: Band of Outsiders
Beanies are the hipsters of the hat world, and I mean that in the best way. Those who wear beanies are too cool for school, always on top of things but rarely share their knowledge. You may be a bit reserved, and that can come off as cocky. But don’t worry, beanie-wearers. We get you.
So tell me, Chictopians. Does this commentary ring true? Leave a comment or send us a tweet @everybodyisugly!
by Heather (headbandit)
image via Mariano Vivanco for Muse Winter 2011