These are my new glasses from Proopticals! They totally make me feel smarter. I feel as though I could go teach a physics class, or do some algebra or something. I’ve never really worn glasses as an accessory before, but everytime I see someone walking along with a thick pair of frames over their eyes I think to myself, “aaaww yeaahhh,” and stare at them like a creepy person. I think the glasses look is really cool. Somebody poke me in the eye so that I require the use of glasses for actual vision purposes.