I know what you’re all thinking.“What a badass she is, with her sunglasses and boots and lace top and love-heart print skirt. Golly, I wouldn’t want to mess with her.” Yeah that’s right, I’m tuff. So tuff in fact that I have slayed several dragons on Skyrim. Maybe this is why nobody talked to me when I wore this outfit to uni. Everybody is too afraid to approach me because I’m a BADASS DRAGON SLAYER.
(There is no point to this paragraph, I just wanted to mention how cool Skyrim is. Subtle? I thought so.)