While taking these photos, my neighbor’s drunk ex-boyfriend came flying down the road in a red pick-up truck screaming “Get the fuck out of that field! You’re on my private property! Get the fuck out or I’ll shoot you!” I would have extended a great big “F you dude, it’s not even your property” right back, but I’m not stupid. If there’s one thing I’ve learned growing up in the country it’s that you don’t mess with a drunk red-neck with a shot gun. No bueno.