WHOA the main page got a super duper facelift! I’ve been in hibernation for a while – how long has this been here??
(it’s a good thing, by the way)
I seem to wear a lot of things that people want to look at or touch. Like this vest. OK, I get it, it’s soft and cozy and nice (unless you’re opposed to fur.) Now please stop sneaking up behind me and creepily stroking my back. Seriously.