I was in the department store riding the down-escalator, my eyes wandering absent-mindedly around the store. When I happened to look over in the direction of the MAC counter all the way across the floor, I spotted Candy Yum-Yum proudly standing there on display, a beacon of bold neon pinkness glowing exsquisitely at me. The escalator could not go fast enough. I ran over to the counter, and, of course, tried this dream on. All I could manage to say was, “Wow…” Behold the holy grail of hot pink.