Four years ago, I was shopping with Mommy Wang when she pulled a jacket out of the clearance rack at Express.
“SO FASHION,” she exclaimed.
“Ugh,” I retorted. “Look at all the leather. The rouching. The horrible zipper thing. Let’s go to Gap and buy me another peacoat.”
“NO. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. IT SO FASHION,” she pursued. She bought the jacket for me anyway and I didn’t touch it until the end of high school when I was packing for college.
Moral of the story: Listen to Mommy Wang. She knows exactly what’s “FASHION” and I guess has an eagle eye for trends that obviously didn’t get transferred into my genes.
(Best part of the jacket: the obscenely amazing funnel neck. Great for incognito grocery runs, stick-em-up’s, and when you’ve got a contagious disease)