It’s really weird when other people see my clothing in a way that I hadn’t even considered. Apparently my outfit looked like a wedding dress, because multiple people asked me if I was getting married. Eventually I got so fed up that I started responding “Yeah, actually, as soon as school gets out, I’m going to the town hall, and there’s going to be a justice of the peace there, and I’m gonna get married, and then there’s going to be music, and dancing, and lots of cake, and it’s going to be great, you should come!” and then giving them the same deadpan look that Seth Myers does in Weekend Update after every line (does anyone know what I’m talking about? anyone?)
(And I’m wearing tights over my shoes. Again.)