It’s been a terrible day…
On my way to a job interview, an old hag behind me in the subway station decided to share a little bit of her miserable life with me.
Old hag: Your slip is showing! grunts
For your information, I wasn’t even wearing one so I’m sure she was blind. I continued on and ignored her when she said…
Old hag: You look like a whore!
I then turned around, smiled and said, “At least I don’t look like a fat whore.” I’m just kidding, I never said those words because my civil, Christian girl in me told me not to.
Then, on my home from the interview. I was exiting the subway station when a group of guys bumming around the telephone looked at me and one of them said in the most flamboyant with lisp way:
Guy: Ohh mah gawd sweetie, you have a ruunn!
For your information, I didn’t have runs on my stockings.
What is this day supposed to mean? Is God punishing me for not going to church last Sunday? I sure hope not…
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*It seems that some of you are really liking the nerdy glasses according to my recent poll. I’m starting to love it too! :) Thank you!
