Men in the Silicon Valley are special people. And because they are so special, they get their very own entry. This is a not-so-scientific approach to highlight and explain why these guys don’t get laid. Welcome to the land of corporate unsexy.
1. Square toed and/or chunky shoes. Anything round or curved is instinctually more visually appealing. That means, if you are a Silicon Valley man who wears these shoes, my Apple laptop is probably sexier than you. Man that sucks.
2. Khaki chinos. I understand that I may not be qualified to comment on corporate after hours dress code because I don’t, in fact, work in a corporate environment. My qualifications are simply that I have eyes.
3. Miami Vice style collar outside the jacket. Some might argue men are in fact referencing Brad Pitt’s character in Fight Club. But most men don’t look like Brad Pitt. So they probably look more like Don Johnson.
Hella not sexy.