Hey everyone, remember me? That girl who wears tutus sometimes and writes really long blog entries? Well, I’m back! Honestly, there’s no excuse for me being gone so long except that I’ve been too lazy to get off my ass and blog and do productive things, but here I am, and I’m glad to be back. It seems like every time I disappear for a month or two, there’s a new layout, feature, etc. This one seems to be causing quite a bit of muttering and discontent (Ok, so all I did was read the comments on that one CheriChictopia post), and honestly, I kind of agree, but I love Chictopia too much to get mad at it for long. All I can say is, BIGGER PICTURES PLZ, and also, in a few months nobody will care anymore. Every time the layout changes on Facebook, people get their panties into a twist about how the old one was sooooo much better, and two weeks later they’ve forgotten. (Also: see here)
But, wait, I’m sorry, but can we just talk about the new Facebook layout for a second? I’m seriously considering writing an intelligent, well-drafted letter of complaint explaining why this whole profile information re-design is so terrible. You know why it’s so terrible? Whoever’s behind this change at Facebook is probably someone who knows the mechanics of a social-networking site without understanding its culture. My “activities” section, before the change, considered of the words “sleeping, wearing sunglasses, working on my night cheese”. And you know what Facebook did? Made me a fan of “Sleeping”. Do you know the type of person who becomes a fan of “Sleeping”? They’re probably a fan of about 700 other profiles like “Tater Tots are the BEST11!!” and “Weekends” and “People That Are Meant To Be Togother,, Always Find A Way In The End <3” and "i hate “battery low!”" and “Taylor Lautner’s Abs!!” And, you know, the whole “Pages” feature was intended for businesses and brands to extend their marketing outreach to zillions of consumers via Facebook, not for a million and a half people who all love “Don’t EVER break a pinky promise. That stuff is LEGIT.” to share their invaluable knowledge with each other. Seriously, I am not that type of person, Facebook, and I resent being lumped into that brainless collective. Does this make sense to anyone else?
ANYWAYS. Somehow I always end up getting really off-track here. This post is supposed to be about two pairs of sequin shorts that I got at H&M a while ago. Since I’m the most indecisive person ever, I was going to ask for help choosing between blue and gold, but since this post is so overdue, and H&M has a 30-day return policy, I’ve picked one already. So I guess this post is kind of silly and pointless in terms of asking for advice, but it’s still fun to look at if you like sequins as much as I do. I used a free knockoff of Photoshop to do these photos, so if y’all could be gracious and pretend not to notice the line where the 2 photos come together, that’d be really nice. Thanks.
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