Welcome to episode one of “WTF” aka things I don’t understand.
So every site and their mom has something like this and the list includes: Uggs, crocs, yadda, yadda. I mean it’s pretty standard to hate on these things so there’s no real argument here.
At EIU we like to push the limits. These are things that I actually see a lot of people wearing – and they think it’s fashionable – But I just don’t understand why they would. Please feel free to explain (yell) at me as you wish.
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Pointed toe stiletto boots – In 2001 it was considered cool to dress like Paris Hilton and wear pointed toe boots with cropped shrugs and jeans tucked in. In 2001 it was also considered cool to listen to the that Chumbawumba song. Dayum Gina, it’s 2008.
Cropped shrugs – A great way to make your torso look long and everything else look short. It also seems to attract a large amount of attention to your stomach – a look I’m sure people were going for. Hey your jacket’s too small.
Belt over shirt that doesn’t need a belt – What? You’re already wearing a shirt.
Pouch as handbag – People who wear these little pouchettes like bags look like they have something coming out of their armpit. If it stands to have your deodorant rub off on it, it probably wasn’t meant to be there. I think this was created for makeup.