this was worn for my family’s little memorial day celebration. which consisted mostly of me, a margarita, and guacamole partying it up together. :P
i wish you could see the little flowery earrings! they’re just darling, but clip-ons hurt after a long while. i suppose this is what i get for having ever thought that stretching my ears to almost a half inch was a good idea. not that i have anything against it, but for me it wasn’t the best idea in the long run.
btw: may i draw attention to my huge, gold, rhinestone-d pimp watch?
lastly, i look a bit like woody allen in the second photo and have been cracking up about it for like, five minutes. :)
OKAY WAIT. just taking this time to announce that i officially got to change my body type from “flat bottom” to “average bottom” in the account settings. even though i’ve been gaining weight, i guess it’s nice to know that i at least achieved my new year’s resolution of having a fabulous ass. to put it bluntly.