It’s the shoe fans dream again. I used to think them adorable! Little blue chuck, little asic, little ballet flat, little wedge, little black peeptoe heel.
“You and what army?”
I shouldn’t have asked!
I looked closer and I noticed they had little knives out, they had little hateful looks on their little shoe faces and one was even wearing a little top hat (the ring leader, no doubt).
All I can do is put my game face on.
“Here’s a banana, peel it back and bite me.”
This isn’t a movie, nobody knows how it ends. And by that moment dear friend, dear dear friend, exhausted I will lay down my head on your lap, empty my lungs, and black it all out.
more paranoia at extraskinny