So Moustache Man was very disappointed yesterday when I took a lovely nap right through the best light of the day.
I should clarify something about Moustache Man right now. When you read his name in your head it should sound like Mooostache Man. If you’re saying it like Muss-stache Man then you’re doing it wrong. That must be somebody else. I’m talking about Moooooostache Man.
“The sun went down, we might have expected as much.” is how he put it, his words slow and evenly paced, soaked in disappointment.
Looking at him, all dejected like a little boy, I couldn’t help but be thinking of delicious ice cream. A sweet treat following a nap is close to heaven!
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