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When I’m not looking on here for fashion inspiration, I’m usually on wikiquotes or IMDB for funny quotes from some of my favorite movies or TV shows. Here are a few of my favorites.

Golden Girls:
Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, but I haven’t had sex in fifteen years and its starting to get on my nerves.

Blanche: I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.

Sophia: Esther Weinstock is dead. We grew up together, she was my best friend.
Dorothy: I’m so sorry. What happened?
Sophia: [sarcastically] She was fighting an oil rig fire in the Gulf of Mexico.
[agitated]
Sophia: SHE WAS 88!
Rose: Well, it’s great that she was able to work right up to the end.

Blanche: I can’t believe you said that! Oh if I weren’t a lady I’d deck you.
Dorothy: You try and I’ll have you on your back so fast you’ll think you’re out on a date.


The Weekenders
Carver: I am going to be CARP!
Tino: Did you say Carp?
Carver: That stands for what I want to be. Cool And Radically Popular.
Tino: It’s a good thing you don’t want to be Cool RICH And Popular.
Carver: Why?

[a girl who humiliated Carver is waving at him at the beach]
Carver: SHE’S WAVING AT ME? Isn’t there a law against that?
Tino: [Sarcastic] Yeeah, you’re enforced by the Federal Bureau of Waving.

Tino’s Mom: [Tino refuses to leave his room] He said he won’t come out until the city’s been cleared of its un-holy clown infestation.

Tino: [Carver is wearing a latex suit and helmet] You look like a roll-on deodorant.

Lor McQuarrie: It’s like an upside down universe.
Tino: Where up is down and boy bands play instruments.


Shaun of the Dead
Ed: What’s the plan then?
Shaun: Right.
[cuts to dream sequence]
Shaun: We take Pete’s car, we drive over to Mum’s, we go in, take care of Philip – “I’m so sorry, Philip” – then we grab Mum, we go over to Liz’s place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Why have we got to go to Liz’s?
Shaun: Because we do.
Ed: But she dumped you!
Shaun: I have to know if she’s all right!
Ed: Why?
Shaun: Because I love her!
Ed: All right… gayyy… I’m not staying there, though.
Shaun: Why not?
Ed: If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.
Shaun: Okay.
[cuts to dream sequence again]
Shaun: We take Pete’s car, go round Mum’s, go in, deal with Philip – “Sorry, Philip!” – grab Mum, go to Liz’s, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Perfect!
Shaun: No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can’t bring her back here.
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Well, it’s not really safe, is it?
Ed: Yeah, look at the state of it.
Shaun: Where’s safe? Where’s familiar?
Ed: Where can I smoke?
[Shaun and Ed pause then slowly make a realisation]
Shaun: [cuts to dream sequence a third time] Take car. Go to Mum’s. Kill Phil – “Sorry.” – grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How’s that for a slice of fried gold?
Ed: Yeah, boyyyeee!
[Shaun and Ed clang their weapons together]

So Chictopians? What’s your favorite movie and/or TV show quote?

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tanyabell
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My brother just paid $1 to see your underwear [Sixteen Candles]

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bostonian1828
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toy story!

“dont look my chorks out!”

“theres a snake in my boot”

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solybBy
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“The only predictable thing about the future is its unpredictability” – Ratatouille

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bekarose
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bekarose
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The Notebook

So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s gonna be really hard. We’re gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, you and me, every day.

…..awwww!

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The Wire is amazing – I Tiotally agree and as for Sixtenn Candles, there are so many great lines! I love – ‘What was he wearing? Well, uh, let’s see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes… No, he’s not retarded’ :p

On the 80s teen movie front I love ‘Does Barry Manilow know you raided his wardrobe?’

Oh and:

Kurt Kelly: Hey Ram, doesn’t this cafeteria have a “No Fags Allowed” rule?
J.D.: Well they, uh, seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don’t they?
Kurt Kelly: What did you say, dickhead?
J.D.: [He sighs, stands, and pulls out a gun] I’ll repeat myself.
[He shoots Kurt and Ram]

There are too many good lines in Heathers. Love the mineral water/gay scene when the officers pick up the bottle and it all becomes ‘clear’ to them!

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Starhill
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Starhill
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any disney pixar

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justluciii
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The Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland, “Here is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter.”

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classiccharm
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The Cosby SHow:

Cliff’s one on one w/ Theo

" Thats the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard… Iam your father i brought u in this world and i’ll take you out"

jus love that show

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younwhasam
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“Why is the rum always gone? Oh.. That’s why…” – Captain Jack in one of the Pirates of the Carribean movies :)

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MarkHussy
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MarkHussy
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Hello Guys,

“Watch movies online for free”.

Mark.

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SanjaJUNGLE
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SanjaJUNGLE
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My all time favorite from natural Born Killers:
“Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, “Why have you done this to me?” And the snake answered, “Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake.”

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ninnda
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“I’m gonna kiss somebody someday, and when I do, it will be for me.” – Blair Waldorf
“I’ve never thought it was possible to love somebody too much, but maybe it is.” – Blair Waldorf (Gossip Girl)
“What’s important now is we stay together.” – Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story 3)

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v_toria
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v_toria
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Oh so many :D

" We all know that I’m training to become a cage fighter" – Kip Napoleon Dynamite
“Life is a garden, Dig it” – Joe Dirt
“Leave him behind, he’s just going to slow us down anyways” – Clod prey

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nonsensicalitie
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Ocean’s 12

Rusty Ryan: Ooh, don’t ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her.
Linus Caldwell: Wait, why not?
Rusty Ryan: Look, it’s not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can’t talk about it and I can’t talk about why.

Mean Girls

“Four for you Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco!”

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ibenana
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ibenana
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so the lion fell in love with the lamb
what a stupid lamb
what a sick masochistic lion
-twilight

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woocie
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woocie
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“a person isn’t who they say they are in one moment, it’s who they’ve been their whole lives” -smallville

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Mean girls

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Closet_Fashionista
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My favorite quote EVER is from Lord of the Rings :D

It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened?
But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. They kept going because they were holding on to something.
There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting fo…r.

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it is our choices harry, far more than our abilities, that determine who we truly are- dumbledore

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MissMeggo
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I’ve got a couple:
“I’ve moved on from asking for threesomes and gone straight to foursomes. That way, if one person backs out it’s still a threesome and if two people back out, well you’re still having sex.” is from House.

“It’s the sense of touch. You brush past people. People bump into you. But nobody touches you. We’re always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much that we crash into each other just to feel something.” from Crash

“To live will be an awfully big adventure.” From Hooked

-“Well what are you waiting for?!”
-“I don’t know. Something amazing I guess.” From the Incredibles

And I don’t know if this one was in the movie, but it’s definitely in the book : “Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run… But no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant…” by Hunter S. Thompson from Fear and Loathing

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Reybeltane
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“I am jack’s complete lack of surprise” —fight club

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IvyFab
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“If you mix the mayo and catsup, you can’t separate them later.
The smoke comes out in my daddy’s cigarette, but it never goes back in. It’s forever!
We can’t never go back that’s why we have to make the right choice. It’s hard to choose. As long as you don’t choose, everything remains possible.” – Mr. Nobody

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bserene
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Almost everything from Into The Wild.

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opfiend
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“I’m like cat here, a no-name slob. We belong to nobody, and nobody belongs to us. We don’t even belong to each other.”
-Holly Golightly (Breakfast at Tiffany’s)

Hank: See, you can’t rewrite, ‘cause to rewrite is to deceive and lie, and you betray your own thoughts. To rethink the flow and the rhythm, the tumbling out of the words, is a betrayal, and it’s a sin, Martin, it’s a sin.
-Naked Lunch

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“To live would be an awfully big adventure” – peter pan

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