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When I’m not looking on here for fashion inspiration, I’m usually on wikiquotes or IMDB for funny quotes from some of my favorite movies or TV shows. Here are a few of my favorites.

Golden Girls:
Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, but I haven’t had sex in fifteen years and its starting to get on my nerves.

Blanche: I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.

Sophia: Esther Weinstock is dead. We grew up together, she was my best friend.
Dorothy: I’m so sorry. What happened?
Sophia: [sarcastically] She was fighting an oil rig fire in the Gulf of Mexico.
Sophia: SHE WAS 88!
Rose: Well, it’s great that she was able to work right up to the end.

Blanche: I can’t believe you said that! Oh if I weren’t a lady I’d deck you.
Dorothy: You try and I’ll have you on your back so fast you’ll think you’re out on a date.

The Weekenders
Carver: I am going to be CARP!
Tino: Did you say Carp?
Carver: That stands for what I want to be. Cool And Radically Popular.
Tino: It’s a good thing you don’t want to be Cool RICH And Popular.
Carver: Why?

[a girl who humiliated Carver is waving at him at the beach]
Carver: SHE’S WAVING AT ME? Isn’t there a law against that?
Tino: [Sarcastic] Yeeah, you’re enforced by the Federal Bureau of Waving.

Tino’s Mom: [Tino refuses to leave his room] He said he won’t come out until the city’s been cleared of its un-holy clown infestation.

Tino: [Carver is wearing a latex suit and helmet] You look like a roll-on deodorant.

Lor McQuarrie: It’s like an upside down universe.
Tino: Where up is down and boy bands play instruments.

Shaun of the Dead
Ed: What’s the plan then?
Shaun: Right.
[cuts to dream sequence]
Shaun: We take Pete’s car, we drive over to Mum’s, we go in, take care of Philip – “I’m so sorry, Philip” – then we grab Mum, we go over to Liz’s place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Why have we got to go to Liz’s?
Shaun: Because we do.
Ed: But she dumped you!
Shaun: I have to know if she’s all right!
Ed: Why?
Shaun: Because I love her!
Ed: All right… gayyy… I’m not staying there, though.
Shaun: Why not?
Ed: If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.
Shaun: Okay.
[cuts to dream sequence again]
Shaun: We take Pete’s car, go round Mum’s, go in, deal with Philip – “Sorry, Philip!” – grab Mum, go to Liz’s, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Perfect!
Shaun: No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can’t bring her back here.
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Well, it’s not really safe, is it?
Ed: Yeah, look at the state of it.
Shaun: Where’s safe? Where’s familiar?
Ed: Where can I smoke?
[Shaun and Ed pause then slowly make a realisation]
Shaun: [cuts to dream sequence a third time] Take car. Go to Mum’s. Kill Phil – “Sorry.” – grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How’s that for a slice of fried gold?
Ed: Yeah, boyyyeee!
[Shaun and Ed clang their weapons together]

So Chictopians? What’s your favorite movie and/or TV show quote?

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“and so it begins…” it implies on so much in life and it’s from lord of the rings

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“We speak a language you don’t understand – it’s fashion”! – Ugly Betty

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Step Up 2 The Streets :
" it’s not about what you got, but what you make of what you got "

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“Just because you’re poorly dressed doesn’t mean you’re not Chuck Bass.” – Gossip Girl

“You met me at a very strange time in my life.” – Fight Club

“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a dman” – Gone with the Wind

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fairly legal…kate vs lauren “stop bitchin at me. i am homeless now..stop bitching at homeless people, lauren” …something like that:))it was funny

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One of my favorite shows is/was Will and Grace. There is an episode where WIll’s childhood bully gets hired on at his work and begins to torture him again. Will is talking with Jack about potentially standing up to his bully and how he doesn’t think he can do it. Jack very poignantly responds with something quite touching:

“Well, if you’re not gonna do it for yourself, then do it for me. And, Will, do it for every loser, geek, weakling, homo, ethnic, fatty, smarty sitting alone under the jungle-gym petrified that they’re gonna get beat up for being different.”


posted about 3 years ago
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Theres the classic quote from Gone With the Wind:
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn” – Rhett Butler :)

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