some boy said this to me, i laughed for about 10 minutes :)
‘are you a parking ticket? because you’ve got fine written all over you!’posted almost 5 years ago
^ that is ridiculous but pretty funny :P
How about – I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house? <—rubbish :Pposted almost 5 years ago
Points to a ladder in your tights. ‘Is that a stairway to heaven?’
No, just no.posted almost 5 years ago
heard this while watching mtv live canada. “my love for you is like diarrhea, i just can’t hold it in” LOL. thought it was funny (and gross at the same time)posted almost 5 years ago
Me: Are you gay?
Me: Prove it.
I tried this once and this is how it went
Me: Are you gay?
Me:…oh… (walks away sadly)
Sorry this is not the worst, in fact it is a realy cute one:
the man goes: I sent an angel to look over you at night. The angel came back a minute later and I asked it why. It told me “Angels don’t watch other angels”!
Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths.
:Dposted over 4 years ago
A good one: they say a picture tells hundred words but when I see yours all I see is 3: I…love…you!posted over 4 years ago
my friend zach once gave a napkin to a waiter that he’d written this on:
which came first?
and the waiter checked the box next to “you” and wrote “I hope” !!posted over 4 years ago
“Do you have a band aid, because I hurt my knees when I fell for you.”
WORST EVER. Lol.
“Nice legs, what time do they open”
That one is just funny.
I love this thread!
A cute one: Last night I looked up into the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you. I was doing great untill I ran out of stars!posted over 4 years ago
hahaha for the one above ^
I love every bone in your body – especially mine.posted over 4 years ago
My friend’s dad actually used this on her mom when they first met (and somehow they ended up married!):
“I’d ask you about your life, but only just started when you met me.”
“Do you have some Italian* in you?” (*He uses his own ethnic group, like Korean, German, Mexican, etc).
“Would you like to?”