lol, WORST PICK UP LINES!

Haha, these are all relatively tame… still cheesy, though! Most of the ones I know are really, uh, inappropriate.

“I’ve lost my number, can I have yours?”

some boy said this to me, i laughed for about 10 minutes :)

‘are you a parking ticket? because you’ve got fine written all over you!’

^ that is ridiculous but pretty funny :P

How about – I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house? <—rubbish :P

Points to a ladder in your tights. ‘Is that a stairway to heaven?’

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No, just no.

heard this while watching mtv live canada. “my love for you is like diarrhea, i just can’t hold it in” LOL. thought it was funny (and gross at the same time)

Me: Are you gay?
You: No
Me: Prove it.

I tried this once and this is how it went
Me: Are you gay?
Him: Yesss.
Me:…oh… (walks away sadly)

open your legs, girl!

Your eyes are so blue, like the ocean! I just get lost in them

u must be a broom, cause u just swept me off my feet.

hell no

really funny topic…nice posts girls :))))))))

Sorry this is not the worst, in fact it is a realy cute one:
the man goes: I sent an angel to look over you at night. The angel came back a minute later and I asked it why. It told me “Angels don’t watch other angels”!

Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths.

:D

A good one: they say a picture tells hundred words but when I see yours all I see is 3: I…love…you!

my friend zach once gave a napkin to a waiter that he’d written this on:

which came first?
the chicken
the egg
me
you

and the waiter checked the box next to “you” and wrote “I hope” !!

“Do you have a band aid, because I hurt my knees when I fell for you.”
WORST EVER. Lol.
And
“Nice legs, what time do they open”
That one is just funny.
I love this thread!

A cute one: Last night I looked up into the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you. I was doing great untill I ran out of stars!

I’ve just moved you on top of my ‘to do’ list

hahaha for the one above ^

I love every bone in your body – especially mine.

My friend’s dad actually used this on her mom when they first met (and somehow they ended up married!):
“I’d ask you about your life, but only just started when you met me.”

Also:
“Do you have some Italian* in you?” (*He uses his own ethnic group, like Korean, German, Mexican, etc).
“No.”
“Would you like to?”

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous
LOL

Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?

:|

no just no.