i believed my dad when he said the cocktail sausages that me and my sister loved at a local steamboat joint were made out of rat meat, since there were plenty around.
the shit parents tell you to keep you doing what they want, sheesh!
i brought it up recently, and my dad completely forgot that he ever said it, LOL.posted over 6 years ago
when i was little, my family went to death valley, where they have these boardwalks so that you don’t actually walk on the ground. to ensure that my siblings and i did so, my dad told us there were boardwalks because there were sand sharks. my brother accidentally fell off and almost cried he was so scared..my dad still laughsposted over 6 years ago
my brother use to tell me that I was the span of satan. He said that the devil was going to come out of the ground and take me back to hell where I belong. so because I was stupid and believed him I use to walk around the furniture because I thought the devil couldn’t get me if I wasn’t on the ground.posted over 6 years ago
My mom telled me that the Grinch is going to come at Christmas eve when I’m evil :Dposted over 6 years ago